Friday, January 18, 2013

Some advice from an old and dear friend

We had nothing to do with this flyer. But whoever you are, thank you for your service to the Prince of Darkness!

Someone posted this at Evergreen in the CAB. It was photocopied and enlarged from a Chick Tract.

"Listen! Don't believe any of this. Keep on partying! You'll NEVER regret it. Trust ME!"

- The Devil as channelled by Jack T. Chick

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Handy Pantry 666

The handy pantry on Division and Elliot has taken the Mark of the Beast! Does this mean they're reopening soon? Are there Twinkies and Ding Dongs behind those boarded-up windows? Let's all pray to the Dark Lord that there are!

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Join us for COOKIES! January 23

We meet at our usual time and place this month for unholy cookies and depravity. Wednesday, January 23 at the Olympia Center, room 200

Friday, January 11, 2013

If you can read this flyer, you might like this show

Use Satanic imagery in your flyer and we'll promote your event on this blog.

This flyer is a little difficult to decipher. We call upon Satan, Prince of Darkness, Master of Chaos and Shadows, Dark Lord of forbidden knowledge and pleasure, reveal these words to us!

THE CHAIN
OX
MxLJxN
Jock
jan17
at
bike
nbike
4th + franklin

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Guess which flyer public servants will remove

These two flyers were posted at The Evergreen State College. Both promote religious events not sponsored by any student group. Only one gets removed daily by the taxpayer-funded janitors. The other does not. Can you guess which one they don't like? Here's a hint. It's the one that looks harder to produce.