Tuesday, November 19, 2013

November 2013 Satanic Gathering

November Gathering of Olympia Satanists is Wednesday, November 27, the day before thanksgiving! (in room 200 of The Olympia Center from 7:30 - 9:30 pm)

And we have plenty of wickedness to be thankful to Satan for this month:

* Ashlee the Blind Satanist will share a few of her stories.  Get an exclusive preview of her upcoming January 9 event: http://blindsatanist.com/lastword

* The Anti-chris will discuss the progress being made getting an official student group at The Evergreen State College

* Maybe Ian will discuss his new BONEGARDENfestival project

* And as usual, there will be cookies!

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Group photo

Melanie took this photo at the last gathering! Don't we look line we're up to no good?

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Gathering of Olympia Satanists: Wednesday, September 25

Join us for Cookies!

The next Gathering of Olympia Satanists is in room 200 of the Olympia Center from 7:30-9:30

As always, we have cookies.  If you're on facebook, check out the event page:

Hail Satan!

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Greeners 4 Satan

There's a new Satanic student group on The Evergreen State College campus!  Greeners 4 Satan meets every full moon at dusk in Red Square for The Unholy Gathering.  They also do whatever they can to transform the campus into a more Wicked place.  If you're an Evergreen student, alum, or just a friend of the college, check out their new web-site and facebook group to get involved:

Other upcoming Satanic events will be Satanic Proselytizing in Red Square during disorientation week (tuesday, september 24 from noon - 2pm) and the first day of school (monday, september 30 from noon - 2), and praying to Satan in the 24-hour prayer tent on October 14-15.  Stop by Red Square at Evergreen next week for some Satanic Swag, and don't miss their next Unholy Gathering.  Hail Satan!

Here are links to Greeners 4 Satan upcoming events:

Disorientation week proselytizing: https://www.facebook.com/events/704560039557558/

First day proselytizing in red square: https://www.facebook.com/events/610398025679323/

Monday, July 29, 2013

Adopt a Demon!

Or a few! Check out the Satanic Missionary Society's new on-line shop where you can adopt Pocket Demons for incredibly low prices (considering all they can do!). All items in the shop are individually hand-crafted by the Antichris and his infernal minions! Many more items coming soon!


Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Cookies tonight!

Olympia Satanists meet tonight, July 24, 7:30-9:30 for cookies in room 205 of the Olympia Center. There will be twice as many cookies this month. Hail Satan!

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Time for cookies! Tonight at 7:30

Come to the Olympia Center at 7:30 tonight (may 22) for Satanic cookies in room 103

As usual, the are not vegan or gluten free. We are Satanists! (Feel free to bring cookies you can eat if you can't eat these. You are your own god, after all.). Hail SATAN!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Darkness Avowed

Check out Olympia Satanist Steve's new wicked solo project Darkness Avowed:

Darkness Avowed is a solo project created by ex-Murder Your Gods vocalist/guitarist Steve Donaldson. Tracks have been in the works since late 2012 but stopped in early 2013 due to personal obligations. As of May 2013, production and recording have resumed, so prepare yourselves for some dark, blasphemous, Satanic metal.

This is some truly unholy blasphemy.  Recording has resumed.  Expect signs of the Apocalypse to come shortly.

Hail Satan!

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Nik Nerburn's film "Paul" screens this Friday, May 4, in Seattle

Nik Nerburn's film on Paul Ingram, the wrongfully accused "Satanic Sheriff" is screening this friday in seattle:

here's a trailer: http://niknerburn.wordpress.com/paul-the-secret-story-of-olympias-satanic-sheriff

And here's the message he sent to me about it that went to my junk folder by mistake:

"I'm Nik, the guy who made the film about Paul Ingram. I wanted to let you know that the film is playing May 4th in Seattle as part of the Seattle True Independent Film Festival. Do you think you could send the info the whoever runs the Seattle Satanists blog so they could post the date, time and location to promote it on their blog? I think it'd be good for some Seattle satanists to get interested in the Ingram story, since it's so close to them but so under reported. What do you think?"

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Next gathering this Wednesday

We will gather as usual this Wednesday, April 24 in room 200 of the Olympia center. There will be cookies, just as the flyer foretold! Hail Satan!

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Next Satanic Gathering: March 27

The unholy egg-laying rabbit comes early this year. Join us for cookies, Wednesday, March 27 in room 103 of the Olympia center from 7:30-9:30 for cookies and unholy mayhem! Hail Satan!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

New Satanized pamphlets at evergreen

These little pamphlets just showed up outside The Evergreen State College Library. They are disguised as tracts promoting breast cancer awareness, but are actually anti-choice propaganda falsely linking breast cancer to legal abortion and contraception. Now they also have Satanic Surprises inside. Call the Satanic Prayer Line and we'll pray to satan for whoever is leaving these tracts at the Evergreen Library. Hail Satan!
(Here's a little more background on the publishers of these tracts: http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2004/0410.mooney.html)

Monday, February 25, 2013

Satanic Candles

The Antichris has finally made some Satanic candles for all your depraved ritual needs. Get a free sample like this at the next gathering of Olympia Satanists, this Wednesday, February 27, in room 200 of the Olympia Center. Cookies will be served.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Some advice from an old and dear friend

We had nothing to do with this flyer. But whoever you are, thank you for your service to the Prince of Darkness!

Someone posted this at Evergreen in the CAB. It was photocopied and enlarged from a Chick Tract.

"Listen! Don't believe any of this. Keep on partying! You'll NEVER regret it. Trust ME!"

- The Devil as channelled by Jack T. Chick

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Handy Pantry 666

The handy pantry on Division and Elliot has taken the Mark of the Beast! Does this mean they're reopening soon? Are there Twinkies and Ding Dongs behind those boarded-up windows? Let's all pray to the Dark Lord that there are!

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Join us for COOKIES! January 23

We meet at our usual time and place this month for unholy cookies and depravity. Wednesday, January 23 at the Olympia Center, room 200

Friday, January 11, 2013

If you can read this flyer, you might like this show

Use Satanic imagery in your flyer and we'll promote your event on this blog.

This flyer is a little difficult to decipher. We call upon Satan, Prince of Darkness, Master of Chaos and Shadows, Dark Lord of forbidden knowledge and pleasure, reveal these words to us!

4th + franklin

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Guess which flyer public servants will remove

These two flyers were posted at The Evergreen State College. Both promote religious events not sponsored by any student group. Only one gets removed daily by the taxpayer-funded janitors. The other does not. Can you guess which one they don't like? Here's a hint. It's the one that looks harder to produce.