Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Olympian article on us runs

Here's the link:


Yes, that's the anti-Chris in the photo. He looks menacing with that rubber-stamp of defilement in hand, doesn't he?

The first reader to comment was not amused. A wild guess: that reader is just getting up instead of just going to bed.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

HCC plaza at evergreen reclaimed for Satan

"Hail Satan" written in sidewalk chalk across from where the prayer tent was. At least we know our message is getting across

Chick tract pinned up next to one of our flyers

We just found this on the flyer board at burial grounds in Olympia. Someone pinned up a chick tract next to a flyer promoting the Satanic Missionary Society. Now that's the kind of dialog we were hoping for. Technically it's not a chick tract, it's the living waters publication "Are You a Good Person". Here's the link:


Decide for your self: Christian comic book or Satanic letterpress? Which is more persuasive? Might we sweeten the deal with some cookies?


We caught someone removing our flyers

She removes our flyers as well as the anonymous flyers featuring biblical scenes along with thoughtful captions she doesn't approve of. When confronted, she said we were going to hell, but was unable to back up this assertion with any biblical citations or evidence. She also declined to tell us which church she attends.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Gathering of Olympia Satanists - May 23

The Olympia Satanists will gather on Wednesday, May 23 at 7:30 PM in room 103 of The Olympia Center.

Yes, we still have cookies. The dark side just wouldn't be as appealing without them.

All self-identified Satanists and mischief-makers are welcome, as well as anyone else considering our ungodly left-hand path to depravity.

This month's agenda is still open. Anti-chris will be discussing plans for Antichristmas, which begins June 25 at noon. Antichristmas is a time to celebrate the Antichrist and spread Antichristmas cheer by hanging satanic ornaments on living trees around the community.

Dylan may be talking about his academic studies of Satan.

Anti-chris will bring milk chocolate chip cookies made with real butter. He will also bring whole milk.