Monday, December 24, 2012

Satanic holiday cookies!

The Olympia Satanists WILL meet Wednesday, December 26 at 7:30 pm in room 200 of the Olympia center. We won't have the cookies pictured here, (just the usual fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies for us). This picture is of an actual gingerbread cookie kit from Costco. Why did that cookie turn to Satan and take the Mark of the Beast? How did no one notice before these hit the shelves? Or is it Satanic MIND CONTROL?

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Hail Santa! Don't miss our Satanic holiday events

Wednesday, December 12, Seattle Satanists meet at the Seattle Ferry Terminal at 10pm for the Satanic Midnight Cruise. We'll board the 10:30 pm ferry to Bremerton, and make our pacts with the Devil at astronomical midnight on the return ferry.

Wednesday, December 26, come to the Dark Side for some Antichristmas cookies at 7:30 pm in room 200 of The Olympia Center. The Olympia Satanists still gather every fourth Wednesday of the months to discuss all matters sinister and depraved. Come share your sinful resolutions for the new year!

Hail Santa! Hail Satan!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Choose Santa! Choose Satan!

Based on flyer quality, Satan seems to be winning. Remember, we have Santa on our side! Hail Santa!

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Last Word Books hosts weekly Left Hand Path reading group

Last Word Books has done so much for the forces of Darkness here in Olympia.  Truly they are storing up for themselves treasures in the infernal abyss.  Now they're letting this reading group use their space for its nefarious activities.  Hail Satan! Here are the details:

The Evergreen Left Hand Path reading group meets Thursdays at 5pm at Last Word Books. We study and discuss various aspects of the Left Hand Path, reading about 20-30 pages a week of a relevant text the group has agreed on.  We're currently reading "Magia Sexualis" by Hugh Urban.  We just finished "Lords of the Left Hand Path" by Stephen E Flowers. This group may be of interest to Seteians, Satanists, Occultists, and other spiritual misfits or people curious about these practices.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

New film on our local witch hunt of Paul Ingram

The Satanic panic of the 1980s and 1990s destroyed innocent people's lives. Olympia played a shameful part in this witch hunt in the Paul Ingram case. A new 37-minute film, "Paul" by evergreen student filmmaker Nik Nerburn takes another look at this case. It screens as part of "Locals Only" which begins at 2:00pm, Sunday, November 18 at the Capitol Theater in downtown Olympia.  Here are some links:

Locals Only lineup:

More on the Paul Ingram case:

2012 Olympia Film Festival:

Monday, October 15, 2012

Some religions want special rights - to deny female employees health care

Just found this pamphlet in the evergreen library where the Gideon bibles were the other day. It's put out by the Missouri synod Lutherans. Here's a tip, if providing health care to women is against your religious beliefs, then stop hiring people and try to get volunteers to do everything. What? You're too lazy?

These pamphlets now have a satanic surprise inside. Have some cookies and stop trying to control people. You'll feel better. Hail Satan!

Sunday, October 14, 2012

This looks wicked

Saw this a while ago and forgot to post it. The holy janitor took it down weeks ago because it was on the first floor of the CAB at evergreen. Please confront him if you see him removing flyers Monday through Friday mornings and early afternoons.  Also, call the college and complain about him. The number is 360 - 8 - 666 - 000. That's correct, evergreen has the phone number of the BEAST!

Here's the video of the same janitor in action that we posted earlier:

He's still doing this. Evergreen is ostensibly a secular institution, yet no disciplinary action seems to have been taken against this janitor for selectively singling out and censoring one religion from the flyer boards in his area. This is institutionalized bigotry.

This is not the gathering you're looking for.

Here's a flyer for the other gathering next to ours. Make sure you show up to the one you want. The unholy gathering meets monthly on the fourth Wednesday at the Olympia center. The holy gathering meets weekly in the CAB quiet study room at evergreen on Tuesdays at 5:30. Do they have cookies too? Maybe. But remember, forbidden cookies are always sweeter. Hail SATAN!

Friday, October 12, 2012

Next Satanic Gathering - October 24

The next gathering is October 24, 7:30 PM at the Olympia Center, room 200.

We have cookies. This picture shows one of the flyers. With a flyer like that, it must be worth going to.

No More Witch Hunts!

What is this event? It's tonight (friday, october 12) at the artesian well in Downtown Olympia at 10 pm.

These bibles have a Satanic surprise inside

The Gideons left these bibles at the Evergreen State College Library yesterday. Now they've been Satanized with unholy bookmarks. Hail Satan!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Another flyer for the gathering next week

These seem to be popular. There are only a few of them since they take so long to make. Maybe you'll find one.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Help this person shout to the Devil!

These flyers probably won't last long (see our earlier post about the crazy church lady who tears down satanic flyers at evergreen) but maybe they'll stay up just long enough for this ban do form. If you like Satan, you'll love playing in this band! So drop them a line and audition! Hail SATAN!

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

September 26 - Time For Satan

The September 26 gathering of Olympia Satanists approaches. We're in room 200 of the Olympia Center this month from 7:30-9:30 pm. We have cookies. Will people resist mind control by not tearing down these flyers? Only Satan knows...

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

More of the Devil's music?

There's only one way to find out. Wednesday, September 5 at palace flophouse in Olympia. Not cool enough to know what that is? We all have to start somewhere. The address is 120 Phoenix Street NE in Olympia (on the east side). If you want us to promote your show, just put something satanic on the flyer for it. Hail Satan!

Sunday, August 12, 2012

This show looks like it might be good

Nancy Drew Pentagrams and other local bands. Are they Satanists? Only Satan knows, but it's a nice poster. Grandma's house is the venue, 720 Thomas st sw, Olympia. Don't you wish your grandma had Satanic bands play at her house? Here's some of the band's tracks: (they sound diabolical)

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

August 2012 gathering

Unleash your demons!

The August 2012 Gathering of Olympia Satanists will be in room 103 of the Olympia Center from 7:30 - 9:30 pm on Wednesday August 22. Cookies will be served to all who want them. The anti-chris will demonstrate techniques for invoking demons, including the new demon-invoking app for mobile devices. We'll talk about Satan and whatever else is of interest to Satanists. Hail SATAN!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Flyers back up

Someone took them all down again, but they left up the note. Maybe they'll call the prayer line

Monday, July 23, 2012

Satanic rapid response to hate crime

We have a new prayer and a new flyer responding to the note someone left us. Check it out at the evergreen library loop bus stop, pinned up next to the original note that inspired it. Someone will probably rip it down soon

Here's the flyer art:

A Satanic Prayer for Bigots:
Seductive and lustful Satan, infernal messenger of all that is dark and pleasing to the flesh, lure the self-righteous holy ones who remove our profane flyers away from their bigoted and hateful ways. O beautiful and wise Serpent of Eden, tempt them with all the knowledge and pleasures of this life, so much sweeter than their bitter hatred and intolerance. Awaken in their hearts and in their loins the carnal desires for all things depraved and vile. In your name we curse all who deny others pleasure and all who would silence us. Hail Satan!

At least they left a note

Unfortunately they didn't sign it

We put it back up. Actually, it looks like they did sign it after all. We were just reading it wrong.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

July 25 Gathering of Olympia Satanists

Don't miss our July Gathering.

We will be in room 103 for July and August

Where: The Olympia Center room 103
222 Columbia St downtown Olympia

When: Wednesday, July 25
7:30 - 9:30 pm

We have cookies and talk about Satan.

Hail Satan!

Monday, June 18, 2012

This was full just a minute ago

Who took all the Satanic Prayer Line cards from Caffe vita in Olympia just now?

Who ever you are, Satan is in your heart. We hope you'll use them to share the dark gospel with others. We hope you didn't just remove them to keep our message from others.

This morning at The Evergreen State College we caught a woman removing flyers promoting the June 27 gathering. When confronted, she said she was triggered by them because she is a victim of Satanic Ritual Abuse.

We do not promote abuse, and are not convinced by unsubstantiated claims of satanic ritual abuse. But as many of us are victims of Christian ritual abuse, we are sympathetic to people who believed they have suffered abuse in the name of a religion.

We will continue to post our flyers, because we see no purpose that can be served in being silenced by fear. We are Satanists who have never abused anyone. We are proud to be Satanists and will not be silenced by modern witch-hunters. If you were abused by Jews, would you be justified in purging public spaces of Jewish flyers? No, you would rightly be called a hateful bigot by anyone who saw you doing such a thing.

To everyone removing our flyers: Your traumatic past does not excuse hateful bigotry. We do not try to silence you. Why do you wish to silence us? Is it our very existence you find objectionable? We are here. We are proud to be what we are . We refuse to be silent and closeted any longer. We are Satanists!

Hail Satan!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

June 27 Gathering of Olympia Satanists

Wednesday, June 27 - 7:30 PM
The Olympia Center - 222 Columbia St NW - Olympia

Room 200

The monthly gathering of Olympia Satanists will arrive on schedule.

As usual, there will be cookies, but no vegan cookies unless someone else brings them.

The Anti-Chris will demonstrate the Satanic Oracle he is developing. Come and be amazed and demystified! What dark secrets will be revealed?

We'll talk about Satan and our various left-handed paths through life. Is it as sinister as it sounds? There's only one way to find out.

Hail Satan!

Friday, June 1, 2012

We've been co-opted

We don't know anything about this band, but they seem to like our flyers. So they must be worth a listen. Please go to their show and support our fellow minions of the infernal disorder.

Alley cat - June 8 - 7pm - marathon park

Help us curse the Westboro Baptist Church when they come to Olympia

Please join us in praying to Satan for the Westboro Baptist Church and cursing them on their upcoming visit to Seattle and Olympia.

Protestors from the Westboro Baptist Church will be in Washington State at the following times and locations:

State Capitol Building in Olympia, WA    June 6, 2012  4:00 PM - 5:00 PM (We'll be at this one)

Olympia High School in Olympia, WA    June 7, 2012  7:15 AM - 7:45 AM

Thurston County Auditors Office  in Olympia, WA   June 7, 2012   7:55 AM - 9:00 AM

King County Administration Building   in Seattle, WA   June 7, 2012   10:15 AM - 11:00 AM

We will be at the State Capitol to meet them, and possibly one of the other locations and times (we have to choose only one due to transportation issues).  While the hateful Westboro church has no problem harassing high-school students, we think that showing up at a high school with our own religious message is going too far.  But we certainly encourage Satanic high-school students to pray to Satan for these people on their own in a visible way.

For background, the Westboro Baptist Church is the group that has disrupted military funerals, claiming that the deaths are god's punishment for our tolerance of decadence and homosexuality. Since everyone else has been praying to their gods for these hateful people to change their ways with no results, maybe a few Satanic curses will help to set at least a few of them on a different path.

Hail Satan!

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Olympian article on us runs

Here's the link:

Yes, that's the anti-Chris in the photo. He looks menacing with that rubber-stamp of defilement in hand, doesn't he?

The first reader to comment was not amused. A wild guess: that reader is just getting up instead of just going to bed.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

HCC plaza at evergreen reclaimed for Satan

"Hail Satan" written in sidewalk chalk across from where the prayer tent was. At least we know our message is getting across

Chick tract pinned up next to one of our flyers

We just found this on the flyer board at burial grounds in Olympia. Someone pinned up a chick tract next to a flyer promoting the Satanic Missionary Society. Now that's the kind of dialog we were hoping for. Technically it's not a chick tract, it's the living waters publication "Are You a Good Person". Here's the link:

Decide for your self: Christian comic book or Satanic letterpress? Which is more persuasive? Might we sweeten the deal with some cookies?


We caught someone removing our flyers

She removes our flyers as well as the anonymous flyers featuring biblical scenes along with thoughtful captions she doesn't approve of. When confronted, she said we were going to hell, but was unable to back up this assertion with any biblical citations or evidence. She also declined to tell us which church she attends.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Gathering of Olympia Satanists - May 23

The Olympia Satanists will gather on Wednesday, May 23 at 7:30 PM in room 103 of The Olympia Center.

Yes, we still have cookies. The dark side just wouldn't be as appealing without them.

All self-identified Satanists and mischief-makers are welcome, as well as anyone else considering our ungodly left-hand path to depravity.

This month's agenda is still open. Anti-chris will be discussing plans for Antichristmas, which begins June 25 at noon. Antichristmas is a time to celebrate the Antichrist and spread Antichristmas cheer by hanging satanic ornaments on living trees around the community.

Dylan may be talking about his academic studies of Satan.

Anti-chris will bring milk chocolate chip cookies made with real butter. He will also bring whole milk.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Unholy Missionaries at Arts Walk

The Satanic Missionary Society will be sharing the Unholy Gospel of the Dark Lord at Arts Walk this Friday and Saturday. They will be handing out these diabolical items to all seekers of pleasure and forbidden fruits.

Unholy cookies

Come to our meeting tonight at the Olympia Center, room 200. We have cookies. Really.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Satanic Missionary Society News: Unholy bibles

Satanic Missionary Society News: Unholy bibles: We have reclaimed these bibles for the Dark Lord. The King James Bible is one of the most important works of literature in the English la...

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Unanswered Prayers? Let Satan try. Call the Satanic Prayer Line NOW!

Give Satan a chance to answer prayers and curses other deities ignore. Just call 601-2-SATAN-2 and leave your unholy prayer requests after the beep. Hail Satan!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Join our Facebook group

Olympia Satanists now has a Facebook group.  Join here:

Gathering of Olympia Satanists - April 25, 2012

The monthly gathering of Olympia Satanists will occur on Wednesday, April 25,  2012 in room 200 of The Olympia Center ( 222 Columbia St NW, Olympia WA)

Visit the event page on Facebook here:

All who are Satanic or respectfully curious about Satanism are welcome.

This month we have the nice room with windows overlooking Budd Inlet.

Incomplete list of topics for this month:

- Enjoy Satanic Cookies

- Dylan will present his research on the origins of Satan

- Chris will discuss plans for Satanic proselytizing during Arts Walk

- Plan some activism on church/state separation that will make people laugh and think.

- Discussion of ideas for creating a Satanic Prayer book and devotional manual

- Discussion of developing Satanic rituals

- Follow-up on planning of Satanic Parties

- Anything else Satanic anyone is interested in


Friday, March 30, 2012

March 2012 Meeting Minutes

The first monthly gathering of Olympia Satanists was a success.  Here's a brief summary of the meeting:

1. We had milk and cookies.  Two Satanists in attendance were vegan, so they abstained from the milk and cookies, but the possibility of bringing vegan cookies to the next gathering was discussed.  The Satanist who brought the cookies did not drink the milk because he preferred to drink pop with cookies.

2. All of us introduced ourselves and our backgrounds.  Most in attendance were atheists or agnostics.  Most grew up in various Christian traditions.

3. We discussed goals for the groups, and possible Satanic activities we could engage in around town and came up with the following ideas and proposals:

  • Focus on activism around church/state separation issues. 
  • Cause mischief and mayhem around town
  • Find a local business to offer a Satanic drink to its patrons.  A few Satanists in attendance invented a drink called the "redrum", which consists of one shot of rum poured in a glass of red wine.  It was proposed that this be adopted as the officially sanctioned drink of the Olympia Satanists.
  • Throw Satanic Parties.  Possible venues were considered, and possible music.  The band "Type O Negative" was proposed as a choice of music.  The Negativeland song "Christianity is Stupid" was also discussed, but consensus could not be reached on whether or not Communism is Good.

4. Possible slogans and logos to represent the Olympia Satanists were discussed.  The slogan "Dare to Know" was proposed, possibly presented with an image of forbidden fruit.  The image of the State Capitol dome with devilish horns affixed was also proposed.  The Satanists in attendance with artistic abilities indicated that they would consider making a few drawings.

5. A mailing list for the group was established, and e-mail invitations for all in attendance were sent out after the gathering.  The mailing list can be joined at the address

6. One attendee discussed briefly his academic studies of the origin of Satan in the Bible.

7. One attendee discussed her academic work on demonic possession and activity/passivity as it relates to gender.

8. One attendee discussed her experiences at another Satanic meeting in another part of the country.  All attendees agreed that it sounded like fun.

9. The possibility of establishing a Satanic Theocracy was discussed briefly, but dismissed as hopelessly unrealistic.

10. We discussed Satanic rituals for sanctifying people or others that had weakened the cause of the godly, but consensus couldn't be reached.  The lion as a Satanic animal was discussed.

11. Satanic candy-filled eggs were distributed to attendees to be hidden during Unholy Week.

12. People were invited to take the extra cookies home with them.  The two vegan attendees declined the offer as the cookies were made with butter and eggs.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Satanic cookies of darkness

These are the actual cookies we will enjoy at the Gathering of Olympia Satanists.  Come to the Dark Side.  You know you want one...

Monday, March 26, 2012

Satanic calling cards

Maybe you've seen these around town. They are individually hand-crafted by our demonic minions.  Some people are afraid to touch them. Others pray to their gods for protection.  Some of the godly tear them to shreds and cast them on the ground.  But we will keep making more.  Take one if you dare...

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Show your Satanic Pride by liking the Satanic Missionary Society on Facebook

The Satanic Missionary Society has a new Facebook page you can like here:

Show your pride and like it. You know you want to...

Satanic Egg Hunt, Unholy Week of April 1 - 8

No, Satanists don't generally celebrate Easter, but that doesn't stop us from enjoying candy-filled eggs.

Keep an eye out between April 1, 2012 and April 8, 2012 for an Unholy Week of hunting for Satanic eggs.  (Eggs generously donated by the Satanic Missionary Society)

Satanic Eggs will be hidden around Olympia and The Evergreen State College campus all week by our diabolical minions.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

March 2012 Olympia Satanists Gathering

Who: Anyone who identifies as a satanist or is curious about satanism

What: A time and place to meet your fellow Satanists and talk about our varied and diverse ways of Satan

When: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 7:30 - 9:30 pm

Where: The Olympia Center, room 208, state and Columbia, downtown Olympia, Washington

Why: You know you want to. We have cookies!

Call 512-33-SATAN or write for more information