Tuesday, November 19, 2013

November 2013 Satanic Gathering


November Gathering of Olympia Satanists is Wednesday, November 27, the day before thanksgiving! (in room 200 of The Olympia Center from 7:30 - 9:30 pm)

And we have plenty of wickedness to be thankful to Satan for this month:

* Ashlee the Blind Satanist will share a few of her stories.  Get an exclusive preview of her upcoming January 9 event: http://blindsatanist.com/lastword

* The Anti-chris will discuss the progress being made getting an official student group at The Evergreen State College

* Maybe Ian will discuss his new BONEGARDENfestival project

* And as usual, there will be cookies!

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Group photo

Melanie took this photo at the last gathering! Don't we look line we're up to no good?

Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Blind Satanist strikes back!


The Blind Satanist just sent off these letters to the Cult that's been harassing her.  Creepy Stuff!


October 31, 2013

Ashlee Levcun
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA 98508

Shane Whitaker
Matthew McLellan
Joe Williams
[address redacted]


To Shane, Joe, and Matt:

I demand that you cease all contact, harassment and stalking of me and my boyfriend Chris Allert immediately.  It was completely unacceptable that you followed me and my boyfriend to my residence on the evening of Tuesday, October 29.  You are not under any circumstances to contact either of us or approach either of us, or approach my boyfriend's residence (apartment #[redacted]) or my residence, and I demand that you inform all members of your religious group "Greeners 4 Christ / Jesus Folk" to leave us alone as well.

Sincerely,




Ashlee Levcun

________________________________

October 31, 2013

Ashlee Levcun
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA 98508

Evergreen Students for Christ / Evergreen Jesus Folk
PO Box 13031
Olympia WA 98508


To whom it may concern:

A month ago, on September 28, I sent the attached letter to Students For Christ, Student Affairs at The Evergreen State College, and InterVarsity Christian Fellowship informing all concerned quite clearly and unambiguously that I want NO CONTACT OF ANY KIND from the Evergreen Students for Christ or the Jesus Folk.  Regretfully my wishes have not been respected, and I have been contacted by this group at least three times since then.

The first occasion was on Friday, October 18, when a member of the group named Cody (I believe his last name is Johnson) approached me and began demanding to know why I was attending an event with a competing student group.  I simply ignored him, hoping that perhaps he had simply not gotten the notice that no members of Students for Christ / Jesus Folk are to contact me, and he left after some time.

On the evening of Tuesday, October 29, I received unwanted contact from Matt McLellan, who is a close friend and roommate of Shane Whitaker, whom I specifically named in my previous letter.  I was having dinner at King Solomon's Reef in Olympia with my boyfriend Chris Allert.  We were minding our own business, and Matt approached our table and began talking to me.  When I was about to inform him that no one from him or his group is to have any contact with me he walked away.  He was in the restaurant with Shane Whitaker, Cody, and a few other members of the Jesus Folk, so he clearly knew he was approaching me against my wishes.  And I have also told him on many occasions previously not to contact me.

My boyfriend and I paid our bill and left.  Shane, Matt, Cody, and the people they were with, secretly followed us to my house as my boyfriend walked me home.  After he left, they began ringing all the doorbells in my building (it was after midnight at this point), and shouting my name, alarming all my neighbors.  When a neighbor who is a police officer answered the door and demanded to know what they were doing, they told him that they were there to "save" me.

This behavior is completely unacceptable, and certainly constitutes criminal harassment.  I demand that all members of the Evergreen Students for Christ and Jesus Folk be notified that they are to cease and desist contacting me immediately.  In addition, I find it incredible that a group that engages in this kind of behavior is an official Registered Student Organization at The Evergreen State College.

Also, at about the same time I sent the attached letter, three members of the Jesus Folk (Shane Whitaker, Matt McLellan, and Joe Williams) moved into an apartment adjacent to my boyfriend's apartment.  We found this highly suspicious as they all know he lives there and that I am there often.

I must also make a few corrections to my previous letter.   In that letter I name an individual "Kara Quirky." Her name is "Kara Quirke".   Also, I mentioned the date of the last contact as Wednesday, October 25, when I intended to write "Wednesday, September 25."

Thank you in advance for your immediate attention to this matter.

Sincerely,




Ashlee Levcun

________________________________

September 28, 2013

Ashlee Levcun
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA 98508

Evergreen Students for Christ / Evergreen Jesus Folk
PO Box 13031
Olympia WA 98508


To whom it may concern:

I am writing to inform you that I don't want any contact with the Evergreen Jesus Folk members or the members of the Evergreen Students for Christ. I have asked the members of the Evergreen Jesus Folk countless times not to contact me in any way but they have not respected my wishes. I have had unwanted contact from them as recently as Wednesday, October 25, 2013. In addition to telling members of your group that I do not want any contact, I have made my views on religion quite clear in my publicly accessible Facebook page, podcast, and my blog: (http://facebook.com/blindsatanist and http://blind-satanist.blogspot.com/ ), so it should be quite clear to any reasonable person that I am not interested in what your group has to offer. The people who have harassed me most with unwanted contact in your group are Tasha Norton, Hannah Stenberg, Keefe Piper, Shane Whitaker, SuYong Park, Jeanette Ban, Christiana Johnston, and Kara Quirky.  This is not an exhaustive list of members of your group i don't want contact from, just the names I can remember of members of your group that have contacted me.  Please pass the message along the the members of the groups and the people I have named in this letter. I've also forwarded a copy of this letter to Student Activities at The Evergreen State College.  I neither expect nor desire a response to this letter.  Thanks.

Sincerely,




Ashlee Levcun

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Gathering of Olympia Satanists: Wednesday, September 25


Join us for Cookies!

The next Gathering of Olympia Satanists is in room 200 of the Olympia Center from 7:30-9:30

As always, we have cookies.  If you're on facebook, check out the event page:


Hail Satan!


Saturday, September 21, 2013

Greeners 4 Satan

There's a new Satanic student group on The Evergreen State College campus!  Greeners 4 Satan meets every full moon at dusk in Red Square for The Unholy Gathering.  They also do whatever they can to transform the campus into a more Wicked place.  If you're an Evergreen student, alum, or just a friend of the college, check out their new web-site and facebook group to get involved:



Other upcoming Satanic events will be Satanic Proselytizing in Red Square during disorientation week (tuesday, september 24 from noon - 2pm) and the first day of school (monday, september 30 from noon - 2), and praying to Satan in the 24-hour prayer tent on October 14-15.  Stop by Red Square at Evergreen next week for some Satanic Swag, and don't miss their next Unholy Gathering.  Hail Satan!

Here are links to Greeners 4 Satan upcoming events:

Disorientation week proselytizing: https://www.facebook.com/events/704560039557558/

First day proselytizing in red square: https://www.facebook.com/events/610398025679323/



Monday, July 29, 2013

Adopt a Demon!

Or a few! Check out the Satanic Missionary Society's new on-line shop where you can adopt Pocket Demons for incredibly low prices (considering all they can do!). All items in the shop are individually hand-crafted by the Antichris and his infernal minions! Many more items coming soon!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/SatanicMission

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Cookies tonight!

Olympia Satanists meet tonight, July 24, 7:30-9:30 for cookies in room 205 of the Olympia Center. There will be twice as many cookies this month. Hail Satan!

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Time for cookies! Tonight at 7:30

Come to the Olympia Center at 7:30 tonight (may 22) for Satanic cookies in room 103

As usual, the are not vegan or gluten free. We are Satanists! (Feel free to bring cookies you can eat if you can't eat these. You are your own god, after all.). Hail SATAN!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Darkness Avowed

Check out Olympia Satanist Steve's new wicked solo project Darkness Avowed:


Darkness Avowed is a solo project created by ex-Murder Your Gods vocalist/guitarist Steve Donaldson. Tracks have been in the works since late 2012 but stopped in early 2013 due to personal obligations. As of May 2013, production and recording have resumed, so prepare yourselves for some dark, blasphemous, Satanic metal.

This is some truly unholy blasphemy.  Recording has resumed.  Expect signs of the Apocalypse to come shortly.

Hail Satan!

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Finally! Real Satanic Ritual Abuse!

Have you seen a blind woman walking around Olympia shouting "Hail Satan!" to everyone? She can do more than upset strangers. She's a naturally gifted dominatrix as well, and she's now accepting new clients. Check out her new blog and give her a call if you dare!

http://blind-satanist.blogspot.com

Hail Satan!

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Nik Nerburn's film "Paul" screens this Friday, May 4, in Seattle

Nik Nerburn's film on Paul Ingram, the wrongfully accused "Satanic Sheriff" is screening this friday in seattle:

here's a trailer: http://niknerburn.wordpress.com/paul-the-secret-story-of-olympias-satanic-sheriff

And here's the message he sent to me about it that went to my junk folder by mistake:

"I'm Nik, the guy who made the film about Paul Ingram. I wanted to let you know that the film is playing May 4th in Seattle as part of the Seattle True Independent Film Festival. Do you think you could send the info the whoever runs the Seattle Satanists blog so they could post the date, time and location to promote it on their blog? I think it'd be good for some Seattle satanists to get interested in the Ingram story, since it's so close to them but so under reported. What do you think?"

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Creepy Stalker calls from 360-970-3081 or 253-792-0815



UPDATE: this guy changed his number to 253-792-0815 and seems to have relocated to Tacoma, Washington



If you've gotten unwanted lewd phone calls from 360-970-3081 or 253-792-0815, it's this guy. He stalked Ashlee, the Antichris's girlfriend for at least 9 months. He gets phone numbers by following pretty girls around and snooping on their conversations. He is homeless and uses different names. If he has harassed you, please visit this link: http://morelater.com/creep

DO NOT APPROACH HIM! He pepper-sprayed the Antichris in the face. He might have a gun now.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Next gathering this Wednesday

We will gather as usual this Wednesday, April 24 in room 200 of the Olympia center. There will be cookies, just as the flyer foretold! Hail Satan!

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Next Satanic Gathering: March 27

The unholy egg-laying rabbit comes early this year. Join us for cookies, Wednesday, March 27 in room 103 of the Olympia center from 7:30-9:30 for cookies and unholy mayhem! Hail Satan!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

New Satanized pamphlets at evergreen

These little pamphlets just showed up outside The Evergreen State College Library. They are disguised as tracts promoting breast cancer awareness, but are actually anti-choice propaganda falsely linking breast cancer to legal abortion and contraception. Now they also have Satanic Surprises inside. Call the Satanic Prayer Line and we'll pray to satan for whoever is leaving these tracts at the Evergreen Library. Hail Satan!
(Here's a little more background on the publishers of these tracts: http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2004/0410.mooney.html)




Monday, February 25, 2013

Satanic Candles

The Antichris has finally made some Satanic candles for all your depraved ritual needs. Get a free sample like this at the next gathering of Olympia Satanists, this Wednesday, February 27, in room 200 of the Olympia Center. Cookies will be served.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Some advice from an old and dear friend

We had nothing to do with this flyer. But whoever you are, thank you for your service to the Prince of Darkness!

Someone posted this at Evergreen in the CAB. It was photocopied and enlarged from a Chick Tract.

"Listen! Don't believe any of this. Keep on partying! You'll NEVER regret it. Trust ME!"

- The Devil as channelled by Jack T. Chick

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Handy Pantry 666

The handy pantry on Division and Elliot has taken the Mark of the Beast! Does this mean they're reopening soon? Are there Twinkies and Ding Dongs behind those boarded-up windows? Let's all pray to the Dark Lord that there are!

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Join us for COOKIES! January 23

We meet at our usual time and place this month for unholy cookies and depravity. Wednesday, January 23 at the Olympia Center, room 200

Friday, January 11, 2013

If you can read this flyer, you might like this show

Use Satanic imagery in your flyer and we'll promote your event on this blog.

This flyer is a little difficult to decipher. We call upon Satan, Prince of Darkness, Master of Chaos and Shadows, Dark Lord of forbidden knowledge and pleasure, reveal these words to us!

THE CHAIN
OX
MxLJxN
Jock
jan17
at
bike
nbike
4th + franklin

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Guess which flyer public servants will remove

These two flyers were posted at The Evergreen State College. Both promote religious events not sponsored by any student group. Only one gets removed daily by the taxpayer-funded janitors. The other does not. Can you guess which one they don't like? Here's a hint. It's the one that looks harder to produce.