Monday, December 24, 2012

Satanic holiday cookies!

The Olympia Satanists WILL meet Wednesday, December 26 at 7:30 pm in room 200 of the Olympia center. We won't have the cookies pictured here, (just the usual fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies for us). This picture is of an actual gingerbread cookie kit from Costco. Why did that cookie turn to Satan and take the Mark of the Beast? How did no one notice before these hit the shelves? Or is it Satanic MIND CONTROL?

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Hail Santa! Don't miss our Satanic holiday events

Wednesday, December 12, Seattle Satanists meet at the Seattle Ferry Terminal at 10pm for the Satanic Midnight Cruise. We'll board the 10:30 pm ferry to Bremerton, and make our pacts with the Devil at astronomical midnight on the return ferry.

Wednesday, December 26, come to the Dark Side for some Antichristmas cookies at 7:30 pm in room 200 of The Olympia Center. The Olympia Satanists still gather every fourth Wednesday of the months to discuss all matters sinister and depraved. Come share your sinful resolutions for the new year!

Hail Santa! Hail Satan!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Choose Santa! Choose Satan!

Based on flyer quality, Satan seems to be winning. Remember, we have Santa on our side! Hail Santa!